Gordie's Midday Gossip - Weird Houseguest

People online are sharing stories about the WEIRDEST THINGS guests have done in their home. And here are a few highlights:

1. Someone had a friend stay over, who forgot their toothbrush. So they just used a random, loose one they found under the sink. The homeowner said they had to tell them that they used that old one for cleaning.

2. Someone had a guest going through their garbage can . . . pulling out “perfectly good food” that “shouldn’t go to waste.”

3. Someone was making a pineapple ham glaze . . . and they say their mother-in-law thought it was burnt, so she “dumped it in the toilet and flushed.” (???)

4. (Rated R) Someone discovered evidence that a friend had . . . well . . . pleasured himself in their bathroom while pretending to be using the toilet.

5. Someone had a friend’s friend stay over, and in the middle of the night they woke up to them rearranging the furniture to “improve the feng shui.”

6. Someone gave their older neighbor a key to their house, because he’d offered to walk their dog during the day. He did . . . but they later found out that he would also spend HOURS watching TV in the house, with the dog on the couch.

The homeowner was weirded out by the boldness . . . but they think he was just trying to get some peace from his “wife from hell.”

7. A guy said that when he was 13, he had a friend over . . . and the friend secretly stole one of his mom’s bras.

8. A person said their brother-in-law changed their baby’s diaper on the dining table during Thanksgiving dinner. They said they offered them a private place . . . but he didn’t take the hint, and said he “didn’t want to miss the conversation.”